Sacks

I've decided that Mom is simply not grasping the concept of sacks. Every sack that enters the house, must be fully inspected by me! I am the top authority to keep us safe, and I must be allowed to sniff over every inch of every item that dares to encroach on our property! This counts double if the items in the sack are cat related, or food, or some soft object that I can either tear apart, or sleep with. From now on, I shall be lying in wait to greet, and trip if necessary, when anyone with sacks walk through the door.